Patrick Charles Kingsley

It is definitely not easy to deal with the situations I deal with It is not a fully recognized medical condition yet But it is there and it is something I wish that wasnt there. Since I completely understand that people can take offence, I understand that I have been judged by them a few times ... Perhaps hastily and unfairly Yet understandable nonetheless Like so many other of our citizens I like to pretend I care While in fact I would be hard pressed to care less I eat whatever is available Fried Glazed Sugared The fatter the better As long as the picture of it looks good Needless to say that all this has a considerable intestinal impact S*** happens Literally And it happens I l wipe my behind with the flag Cos it feels good My country s**ts on me Right back atcha And then I run starch naked through a large shopping mall with the now defiled flag draped around me So I got arrested And then I met Patrick Much to my suprise and joy he likes to do the same We instantly clicked And he helped me Swiftly and smelly Thanks Patrick, the no.1 flag s**tt*r in the country

When you think Lawyer you don't usually think 'Honest and Trustworthy,' but my experience with Patrick renewed my faith in those providing legal services. He was always available when questions arose, walked me through every scenario step by step and was completely honest about the outcomes, as to n...ot walk in with certain expectations. I would definitely refer him to anyone in need of a reliable lawyer who actually cares.