Townsend M. Myers

before that fine moment of manliness, townsend myers had told me and my family he had taken cases to trial. that was a lie. he has never taken a case to trial and it's nine years later. he's a plea bargain lawyer, the one the DA and the judge knows will sell his client out. he wanted me to le...ad guilty to attempted murder! the truth of the incident, of which i admit to not being completely innocent, was far and beyond NOT anything near attempted murder. my next lawyer made sure of that. when i confronted him about his lack of trial experience and the things i needed him to do to defend me, handcuffed and wearing in my orange jumpsuit behind an inch-thick wall of glass, townsend myers became so infuriated he hit the glass with his fist, creating a spiderweb of cracks across the entire surface of approximately 3x4 feet. he immediately turned and ran away. because why face the facts of your hatred and greed? townsend myers is a liar, a coward, and a thief. he took money promising to be something he was not. you have been warned.

I was arrested in NOLA 14 years ago and asked Mr. Myers for help with the expungement process. I was concerned about hiring a lawyer in NOLA while living in Florida. But, Mr. Myers proved to be very trustworthy and straightforward. He always answered my questions within a few hours by phone, email or... text. He completed work when he said they were going to be done. I wish I got him to handle my original case.

I was visiting from California as first-time New Orleans tourist/party-goer and found myself looking at a drug possession charge (a felony in Louisiana). After bailing out and making it back to Los Angeles, I called several attorneys in New Orleans and found Townsend to be the only straight-shooter o...f the bunch. Many lawyers told me anything I wanted to hear and it became obvious they were only interested in winning my business, but Towsend gave me honest, consultative, no-BS advice and earned my trust. From the time I retained him until the time he got my case dismissed (roughly 3 months), he was there with me every step of the way and was always available via cell phone and e-mail (excellent service) to break things down in layman's terms. Sometimes good people find themselves in bad situations, so if you ever run into trouble in New Orleans, I can tell you from experience that Townsend has the skills, experience, and resources to help solve your legal problems.

Mr. Myers has the highest of determination, integrity and skills, not to mention an awesome network of contacts to make things happen in the criminal legal system! He is adept and articulate while also being personable. Many in his field lack the class and aplomb he has to finish the job and do so wi...th no worries of it coming back to bite you! Thanks so much for completing what your less than equal peers promised they had completed and for saving my federal career. Need criminal representation? Ask for Townsend Myers!