I was arrested at 17 yrs old for shoplifting, but my case was dismissed/dropped. Will this show up on my live scan for nursing?

It may show up as an arrest. You can request your own criminal history at doj.ca.gov. That should show you what the Board see when it runs you.

Can a judge order me to do customer service out of state?

Customer service? Why would a judge order customer service?

Is there any attorneys in Portland that has experience preparing and submitting a presidential pardon?

Many lawyers do this. You can go to "find a lawyer" on this site.

Unlikely that anyone will know or care unless it's child pornography.

See Mr. Kaloyanides' answer. Better to get prepared with a lawyer than hope this will go away.

Should I have an attorney present when I go to court for a Progress Report?

If you are in complete compliance with the terms and conditions of your probation, you should not have a problem going by yourself. If the worst...

I need to go back to my mom.. Can I do?

You can go to the judge and make the request.

I have already been sentence to federal prison time

It really depends on the facts and circumstances of your case and the nature of your appeal. That said, the district court make your sentence...

I have a felony 5 theft, and a felony 5 b&e. what is the least and the worst that could happen.

This isn't the type of question that can adequately be answered online. It's not even clear what state you are in, which matters. Best to get an...

Can anything be done about this? Someone should not pay their life for an alleged crime.

Not sure. You should get a consultation with an attorney in your area. Criminal cases are stressful and filled with anxiety, but it's unclear...