Philip B Melnick

Philip is the best lawyer in America. You might think that your expensive Macedonian lawyer is "da bomb," as the kids say nowadays, but you'd be wrong. Philip's team of specially-trained lawyer ninjas will put your case to bed before the docket even touches a judge's perfectly-manicured fingernails. ...He'll seal the agreement watertight, like the crazy-glued locks of university campus buildings the night before the start of finals week. Philip's skills are so Magic, that you'll be part of The Gathering at his door, begging him to represent you. And he's easy on the eyes, too!