Alyson M Innes’s Reviews

My company and I have been represented by Ms. Innes on more than one occasion. I was blessed to have found a lawyer with great courtroom skill, knowledge of the law and integrity. I am a small business owner and have several legal issues a year, whether it is a breach of contract, employment questions, or contract negotiations Ms. Innes and her firm have always found solutions. I have dealt with many attorneys in the past, but only Ms. Innes returns calls on the same day and handle’s everything with professionalism.

Ms. Innes was already famous in her own right before getting a law license because of her telekinesis, which, in my opinion, makes her a much better lawyer. My trial was *awesome* because she never had to leave her seat to hand documents to the witnesses, and it was the coolest thing ever how she levitated the jury into the air while they were delivering the verdict. And even though they found me guilty, I can't fault her for that because even Clarence Darrow wasn't going to be able to help me given how they had me on videotape driving my monster truck through the stained-glass window at that church and then paintball gunning everyone at that funeral while I was drunk and nekkid.