If this happened if I was ever being tried for court

You should try it and let us know how it turns out. Although I'm not sure about your access to the Internet in prison.

Should i be responsible for the paint repair or not?

Let her file a report. I doubt much will come of it. If a law suit occurs, get an attorney.

Would getting a new attorney and trying to get a better, and more fair plea deal risk the court not dropping my felony at all?

I think your getting wrong information. Probation is not allowed with a violation plea so your friend is either trying to make it sound like e got...

Is the Board against someone who still stands by their innocence?

Looms from the other answers as though the CA parole board is the same as in NY. If your family member wants to fight for his innocence then he can...

Should I go and talk the police, or take a lawyer with me. Not sure what to do because I kinda feel like I'm being railroaded

Absolutely DO NOT speak with police without counsel. You should go speak with an attorney ASAP.

Can I press charges against the police department for arresting me and not reading me my rights? And taking my DNA w/o permision

No you can't press charges against the police. I suggest you read up on Miranda to see when it's necessary and what the relief is.

A person must be released in 6 days of no indictment UNLESS the lawyer waives this right. It is common to waive this right for plea bargaining...

What kind of time in prison is he facing?

If he has two prior convictions of dwi in the past 15 years (not arrests) then he's facing up to 7 years. Depending on the level of grand larceny,...

Can I shoot them in the foot or the butt

Do the smarter thing and get a security camera. If it happens again, give the video to the police and let them do their job.

What is wrong with the justice system.

We are. Defendants don't want to risk the jail so they plea. They aren't forced. They make a calculated decision. Everyone has the right to fight...