You need to hire a local attorney asap. The questions are very important and you need an attorney.

How many diabetic people get mistakenly taken for being drunk? I did

This is not a legal question pertaining to actual law. We can't answer this for you.

What is SOL on reporting marital rape and what is likely to happen?

Call the police. Don't think for a moment he wouldn't do it again or hasn't done it before.

Sure, however, you may not recover any money from it.

How can I get an alternative besides jail?

Hire the best atty you can immediately and do exactly what they say. You're in a ton of trouble.

When can I find out my BAC after getting a dui? At the courthouse?

Generally when you get a copy of the discovery.

Can I sue for civil rights violations

Not enough facts to tell you either way. Speak with a civil rights atty asap.

Can i get these charges dropped?

You're asking us to predict the outcome of your case without so much as reading the police report or knowing your blood alcohol...

Can I get in trouble for volteering information I heard but no involvement

With absolutely no wrongdoing? - no.. but mistakes do happen....

I REALLY YOUR HELP!!!

No attorney can predict a case's outcome online. speak to an attorney in person.