This sounds a lot like you or a friend might be looking to steal said plant. Just do not do it. Assuming you are over 21, you can buy them now and...

Is this legal? Why the threats? And Can recant my two weeks notice? Do I need to call the labor board? What are my rights?

As the others have noted, you are at will. That means you do not have a contract for a set period of time (not shifts, as in a six month, 1 year...

Can I not file for unemployment? Can they even ask me agree to that? Can I return the severance and continue with the claim?

As the other attorney said, best to meet with an attorney near you to review the entire agreement. That said, this contract (which is all it is)...

Can I take legal action? What type of case can I file against her? Do I need a lawyer or can I file Pro Se? Can I be Sanctioned?

You can take legal action, conversion or theft of chattels would be the most likely type of case. You could file pro se, but you would be well...

What are appropriate and prudent next steps?

Your actions could potentially be protected as a whistle blower, to which if they were, there actions now could potentially be retaliation. If so,...

Is this wrongful termination?

No, it is not wrongful termination or anything else. Employers can fire you if they do not like you, as long as the reason they do not like you is...

How do I go about paying this off?

If you had an attorney for the claim, contact them, same with this person's attorney. Otherwise, might try contacting L&I if they were the ones...

It would be prudent to pay him for it, as you apparently do not know what parts he was awake and what parts he was asleep. If he was awake at...

What should I do?

First, go to the ER and they have special shots they can give you just in case the needle was infected. Then consider contacting a local personal...

What should I do? Does emotional distress count?

Yes, if it was on tribal lands they have sovereign immunity, making it more difficult to go after them. Otherwise, without a physical injury, it...