If I barely enrolled at probation prop 36 and the first time I have to test is too soon I am going to be dirty what happens

Don't freak out. Explain to the tester that you may be positive from use prior to you being placed on probation. It really shouldn't be too much...

Alternatives may be available, but the DA would typically have to agree to them as well as the judge. Some counties do have house arrest options...

Can you get your ticket dismissed if the cop jots down a different street the violation occurred?

No. They cop will just say he remembers the correct street, but he wrote it down incorrectly. Besides, speeding is speeding no matter what street...

FTA is FTA. Just because your case was dismissed doesn't mean you didn't fail to appear. The DMV will suspend if you fail to appear, even if you go...

A roommate that was staying with us was arrested after sexually assualting my 10 yr old daughter....what do I need to do to get

You could ask the prosecutor to ask his attorney who he would like to have come pick up his things.

There is no seven year rule - this isn't credit reporting, it's criminal convictions. The conviction will show on a background check.

Is there a way I could request traffic school in my request for a Trial De Novo?

If you want traffic school, you are going to end up going to court. Or just hire a lawer to go for you.

Will I go to jail for first time petty theft from a department store

It depends, but it is not usual for the prosecutor to insist on jail time. I would expect community service (which is not as easy as it seems), a...

It is in advisable to walk into any state agency when you have a warrant for your arrest.

Would this be double jepordy?

Nope. Double jepordy means that once found innocent following trial, you cannot be tried again for the same offense on the same facts.