If your misrespresented by an attorney can you do anything

No. You plead. You told the judge you were pleading because you were guilty. You told the judge you had spoken to your lawyer. You told the judge...

Would I do any Jail time?

Get a lawyer. Second time is serious. It's about to get tougher for you.

You can report to the police. That is your option.

Does the drinking age restriction impose on constitutional right for the pursuit of happiness?

No. And I think you know that it does not.

Can a married couple both be charged with "possession with intent to sell" if one of them takes full ownership/ responsibility?

Yes. More than one person can be charged with possession of the same item. Yes, they can seize money they find on you. You need a good criminal...

Will i get cleared for teaching? First-time alcohol offense...

This really isn't a criminal law question. Try placing this in an employment law or administrative law category.

Does a federal USFS simple marijuana possession petty crime from a year ago affect sealing or vacating record from 8 years ago?

These are likely two separate things. Try speaking to another WA lawyer.

Going to be deposed in a civil case for alleged rape. Can they ask details re: past criminal case that I pleaded a NOLO for.

Why don't you have an attorney representing you at the deposition to make sure they don't ask questions they shouldn't?

Remove drug testing order

This sounds like a family law question, not a DUI question. I will move it there for you to get best answers.

This is not nearly enough information. Speak to his lawyer.