,what happens to someone who is charged with agg. vehicular homicide, when that someone only just fell asleep behind the wheel?

These are all great questions for that persons attorney. This is much too complicated a situation to be answered in an online forum.

Can I stay out of jail?

Ummm, no. Multiple warrants and fugitive status equals custody.

If I get arrested for trespassing many states away

Ok, understood. And the question is what?

Need some advice

Sure you can defend yourself - in court. Get a good lawyer, prosecutors usually don't charge people they believe were simply defending themselves.

I WAS ACCUSED OF THEFT AND GOT A TICKET CAN I PLEAD NOT GUILTY AND FIGHT THIS IM ON PROBATION AND I WASN'T TRYING TO STEEL

TYPING IN ALL CAPS IS YELLING, AND IS VERY ANNOYING. it is doubtful that with two priors your story (even if true) will be credible. Hire a lawyer.

Will parole hold go away?

Parole violation holds don't disappear. They remain until the parole violation is evaluated.

What is the likelihood of being convicted of a drug distribution conspiracy without no physical drug evidence?

No physical evidence is required for conviction. You should know that conviction rates in federal court are about 98%.

Can they? Yes. Will they? It all depends on the lawyer you hire.

If a federal case against me is only being supported by wiretap evidence which is being dismissed how can I get a better bargain

First, if you think you have a "5 to 7 year deal," you don't understand federal sentencing at all. Ypu have no "deal" for any amount of time. Your...

Can a Federal Inmate use Residential Drug Abuse Program (RDAP) and the second chance act together to get out earlier?

RDAP is only available to inmates with a certain amount of time left, and usually who have documented drug/alcohol abuse in their PSR. If...