If I get arrested for trespassing many states away

Ok, understood. And the question is what?

Need some advice

Sure you can defend yourself - in court. Get a good lawyer, prosecutors usually don't charge people they believe were simply defending themselves.

I WAS ACCUSED OF THEFT AND GOT A TICKET CAN I PLEAD NOT GUILTY AND FIGHT THIS IM ON PROBATION AND I WASN'T TRYING TO STEEL

TYPING IN ALL CAPS IS YELLING, AND IS VERY ANNOYING. it is doubtful that with two priors your story (even if true) will be credible. Hire a lawyer.

Will parole hold go away?

Parole violation holds don't disappear. They remain until the parole violation is evaluated.

What is the likelihood of being convicted of a drug distribution conspiracy without no physical drug evidence?

No physical evidence is required for conviction. You should know that conviction rates in federal court are about 98%.

Can they? Yes. Will they? It all depends on the lawyer you hire.

If a federal case against me is only being supported by wiretap evidence which is being dismissed how can I get a better bargain

First, if you think you have a "5 to 7 year deal," you don't understand federal sentencing at all. Ypu have no "deal" for any amount of time. Your...

Can a Federal Inmate use Residential Drug Abuse Program (RDAP) and the second chance act together to get out earlier?

RDAP is only available to inmates with a certain amount of time left, and usually who have documented drug/alcohol abuse in their PSR. If...

In Vermont is touching someone's clothed buttocks considered sexual assault?

This sounds more like a violation of VT's "lewd and lascivious" conduct statutes.

My boyfriend got charged with Burglary of a habitation. The police didn't find him at the residents they were pulled over.

Hire a lawyer. This is a very serious charge, and it is unlikely to go away simply because the defendant has a different version of events than the...