I am a cop and I just found out my friend of ten years is a criminal that I have been pursuing for the previous ten years

My understanding is that police have a legal obligation to report crimes. Failure to do so could potentially result in criminal accomplice liability.

I have a ticket for open container this affect to get executive actions

I'm sorry, I cannot understand what you are asking.

How can my friend protect his self from statutory rape?

15 year olds cannot consent to sex. So, whatever she says is irrelevant. He can hire a lawyer. He can also stop having sex with 15 year olds.

Am I guilty of shoplifting even though I am not the person who took the items?

Yes. You can be charged. People who "work together" to commit a crime are usually charged with the same crime, and can both be convicted of it....

Did i incriminate myself and do i have a chance at fighting this ticket?

You admitted speeding. So, not sure how you will argue at trial that you weren't speeding.

No. But you would get a warrant, possible new charges of absconding, and have pissed away any hope of compassion from the judge or prosecutors office.

I have been charged with a DUI do to some medicine I was legally perscreibed. I told the officer I would fail the sobriety test

YOU CAN AFFORD NOT TO USE ALL CAPS - WHICH IS SHOUTING! DUI means driving under the influence. Alcohol is legal too, but you can't drive when it...

Due to the interstate compact you will have to apply to have probation transferred to ND if you intend to reside there. WY will likely tell you...

Need representation/direction (most likely) on how to find refuge and avoid US prosecution in Mexico. Surely an atty can assist.

Sorry, but lawyers can lose their licenses to practice law by advising people to flee. If they actually tell them how to flee, then they face...

Do officers have to read EVERYONE their miranda rights while being detained?

No. Miranda rights only apply in certain situations. You must be in custody (not merely detained) and being interrogated (not merely questioned)...