Can can I get my car's back?

I doubt you will be able to get it back. Sounds like too much time has elapsed and whoever bought the car probably did so in good faith.

Does this count as a misdemeanor on my record?

The only way this would be a misdemeanor is if you went to court and plead guilty or were found guilty in a jury or court trial. I agree we aren't...

The current accepted phrase is “intellectual disability” or "intellectually disabled."

Do Federal Prison inmates have any rights?

You probably should contact a lawyer near the prison in Arizona although I doubt there is little they could accomplish.

How can I get a lawyer pro Bono for my wife she's been in county since September of last year's theres no evidence against her

If you go to the Los Angeles County Sheriff's web page and run her under "inmate information" her next date should show there.

Those letters are essentially a scam by bottom feeder law-firms and you wasted $75. Don't pay any more.

The word "supposedly" is amusing. Either they did or they didn't. You didn't say how much money or how much drugs. If what they found was...

Can a police officer call my cell phone for no reason and ask me who has guns

Tell him you don't know and see if you can block his number on your cell phone.

Can a cop give me a ticket tomorrow?

If he was going to issue a citation he would have pulled you over right then.

You indeed have no evidence. What were the names of the alleged victims? If the police go to talk your drunken friend (unlikely) he will deny...