Michael Tadaharu Uwate

I owe u bigtime! I had criminal case and went to court without a lawyer. The judge said I needed one, and I saw Mike in court. He looked and talked like the smartest guy there and I talked to him outside. He was real easygoing. Not like most lawyers, who are real dicks. They think they're god's gi...ft, if you know what I mean. We went to court a bunch of times and nothing. I told Mike, "I can't do jail. I can't do jail. Whatever you got to do to keep me out of jail." He kept telling me to relax. Let him worry about it. The day of trial, the DA offered a deal. It was a lot better then the 2 months of jail they wanted before. It was only 30 days staying at home with 2 years probation. Mike told me they didn't have a case and the reason they dropped was because they were weak. I told him 30 days on the ankle monitor was perfect. He said let me see if I can do better. And he made me a deal. He said if he can't do better than 30 days, he would give me all my money back. He went to talk to the DA in the hallway, and I was standing about 10 feet away. The DA offered 10 days, Mike said...."Are you f-ing kidding me. I don't even have to present a defense and we win. Just dismiss it and I'll buy ya lunch. Call it a good day" The DA, who was a real a-hole to me, said, "Come on, what do you want?" Mike said, "Dismiss it...or let's just go to trial. I'm board. I cleared two days for this, so F-it...let's go." They dropped everything! Now that's what I'm talking about! That guy has some big ass balls because I didn't think we had a chance to win the trial. He did. Mike...thanks. You saved my ass. I know your real low-key and don't want no publicity. But I had to. I owe you bigtime brother.