Bruno A. Shimek

This guy Bruno Shimek was all like "I don't have a file on her. You know, went through and looked at all those, and she's not a person that-- you know, Robin Stewart I represented, Aaron Stewart, Eric Stewart. I've checked all those, but not Erma." But his name was on Erma Faye Stewart's plea agreeme...nt, okay, so I guess he's incompetent AND a liar. THEN, this so-called confidential informant that they had over in Robertson County that got 27 people indicted basically was not reliable because he was whack-a-doo and had a long history of psychiatric disorders and the DA threw out all of the cases, exceppt for the people who had already plead to reduced charges. Those people got screwed because basically it came out that this guy was a fraud, but they still had to do their probation and pay fines and have permanent records because he rushed them into a plea. Mr. Shimek had he even done like a tiny scintilla of inquiry he would have realized that the sole witness was fruit loops and then could have gone to the DA like "Yo, your witness is F'd up and I'm gonna wreck him on the stand. My client isn't pleading to caca. We're going to trial you cacahuate!" But instead he just rolled over. And he didn't even tell Erma to get a better hat. That's how bad his advice was both legal and fashion. But seriously, if my dog got a ticket from animal control I would not let the dog judge appoint mr. shimek as his lawyer for dog court. I would definitely pay money to retain a real lawyer dog.