You've asked some good questions, but they are fact intensive and would require a sit down with an attorney to review the lease. Find a local...

Right of publicity and online slander

You can report the threat to Facebook. You could pay a lawyer to write him a stern letter.

How long does the court have to release funds after an interpleading?

This is something to ask your attorney. If you don't have one you could file a motion for payout.

I am asked to record a message left on my phone for a subpoena. I don't own a tape recorder.

You can do so or you can waste time in court. I'm sure you could borrow a recorder or record it on another cell phone.

Do I have any recourse from a landlord who refuses my money and chooses to sue?

Duplicate post. See my other response.

Do I have any recourse from a landlord who refuses my money and chooses to sue?

Your landlord isn't required to negotiate. She's entitled to take a tough approach, even if it proves unwise financially.

If I am being sued and I am served a summons, what happens if I do not appear on said court date? Will there be a warrant issued

A warrant won't be issued for failing to appear at a call docket hearing on a collection case. If you don't appear a default judgment will be...

Landlord harassment and quiet enjoyment

I'm not seeing a legal question not a fact pattern that suggests a wrong worth paying an attorney to pursue in court.

I believe that our landlord illegally evicted. What are my rights and what can I do?

It is not clear whether you were "evicted," meaning a judgment was entered and the sheriff booted you out. If you mean merely that you've been...

What type of attorney do I need

If you were a customer who was treated poorly at the store, then don't go back for future business. Complain to the corporate headquarters. ...