Could I report anonymously or openly an assumed child abuse to the DCFS in IL against a person who is an accuser against me in

Report it if you genuinely believe that there was or will be child abuse. It is OK to do it anonymously.

My wife of 8 years cheated on marriage 4years ago.

She already owns 1/2 of the marital portion of your pension.

How much do it cost to have a lawyer

I agree with attorney Raddatz. Shop around and try to find a lawyer you can afford.

WHAT DOES MOTION OR PETITION - - STRIKE MEAN?

It probably means that someone filed a motion to strike a pleading.

Issued a seatbelt citation with wrong name and drivers license number. What do I do?

The easiest (and perhaps the smartest) thing would be to pay the ticket.

Alimony, retirement, selling property and splitting profit, child support - am I missing any key issues when divorcing?

You are missing a lot. Consult with a local attorney.

Regarding items left when wife moved out in Feb 05. can I sell them now?

Yes.

How should the 50/50% investments be divided in accordance with our Marital Settlement Agreement done without attorneys)

The two of you should hire a mutually acceptable CPA to determine his tax liability, and then make your adjustments.

Unfair judge....what can be done

Get a lawyer.

I agree with attorney Raddatz. To say you are in over your head is an understatement. You are complicating things, and making your divorce more...