Looks to me as if they are Obstruction of Legal Process and False Information to a Peace Officer.

What would happen if I were to advise the court that I want to recant the statement I made to an officer a few nights ago?

It is unclear whether from your question whether you are saying your statement to law enforcement is false or not. You cannot recant a true...

Misdemeanor or petty misdemeanor ?

Typically it would be a petty misdemeanor. However, if the box is checked for endangered life or property, the charge is elevated to a misdemeanor.

What kind of forms or paperwork are issued when an alford plea is entered?

The paperwork would be available at the courthouse where the offense occurred. You can get copies of documents such as a sentencing order, plea...

Can I talk to the DA about a deal?

Yes, certainly can talk to the County Attorney about resolving your case. Keep in mind that he or she is not there to help you. It is impossible...

Would I be in trouble for having sex with my 15 year old girlfriend I’m 16?

The age of consent is 16. So if she isn't 16 yet, she cannot legally consent to sex. Any sexual activity including touching her private areas...

It is unlikely that a clerical error like that sitting alone will result in dismissal. You should retain an attorney to review the police report...

My 47 yr. old son lives in my home. He has his girlfriend over periodically. I don't want her any where near my home.

Your best option would be to either formally trespass her via written document or to get a Harassment Restraining Order. Once you have either...

It is a misdemeanor because there was a property damage accident. That ups the charge from a petty misdemeanor. I am assuming that you had...

That sounds pretty ridiculous. You can submit a letter to the judge asking him or her to modify your conditions of probation. You will have to...