Why my DACA is taking so long? Its been 1 year and 1 Month since i apply :(

I am sorry. It is because everyone pretty much applied for DACA at the same time, since it became a law not too long ago. Just be patient.

I was given Probation Before Judgment and I need on help on answering questions on the US citizenship application.

Are you kidding? This is specific legal advice, not the general guidance this forum is designed for. Go talk to an immigration attorney in your...

I came here on a visa waiver in 2012 from the uk, and overstayed what would I class my current status as ,on I-485 and I-765

You can put that your visa expired, i.e. "expired XYZ visa."

A deportation order does not expire. You may be confusing it with the 10-year bar, which 'expires' after the requisite 10 years abroad pass.

Dad deported 10+ yrs ago i want to petition for him.

I would also contact an immigration attorney directly to determine which bar applies in your dad's case, and if it has already run. Good luck.

Does the Felony D will effect my F-1 Visa and prevent me from entering USA again?

Oh yes, it definitely could. Contact an immigration and criminal attorney, or someone practicing in both of these areas, immediately.

I was deported in 2006 for working illegal at USA , now i live in Bolivia and i need to go back to USA for family emergency.

It appears you are inadmissible and would need a waiver, if applicable. Talk to an immigration attorney directly because waivers are highly complex...

Can I apply for a green card for my wife?

Discuss the options - DACA, TPS, consular processing, waiting for you to become a U.S. citizen - with a reputable counsel in your immediate area...

My brother has a hold from ICE he's a resident alien has been convicted of a felony in 98 recently got a DUI what should I do?

You should promptly contact a few immigration attorneys where you/your brother are at and see with whom you feel most comfortable to represent your...

Communicate me the exact procedure to calculate the number of days required to spend against “2-Year Home Country Residency rule

You've got to be kidding. Your question is by far too long, complex and requisite of detailed legal advice for being answered in a free general...