Can you go to jail for not being able to attend your drug tests?

You are violating the court’s order and certainly subject to jail if you do not comply.

Are the Police allowed to seized my property without notifying me?

See an attorney with all of the details. There are too many variables to answer your question authoritively.

Can I file some kind of charges against my father for sexual abuse when I was 3 or 4 until 13, I'm 50 now and live in Mich.

You are most probably beyound any legal recourse but might want to engage an attorney to review the specifics.

Yes, and you should if you believe the report is incorrect. It can result in increased insurance and a citation. See an attorney.

How long does it take ssid benefits to max out because I have settled my comp claim?

Without more information your question cannot be answered. I suggest you take the details to SS and ask them as the cheapest way to get your answer.

Can I petition my biological parents even though I was adopted after I turned 16?

I would do nothing until you speak with an immigration specialist first, and your adoptive parents.

The other responding attorneys are correct. Engage an attorney tomorrow, use the court and NO self help. You should be able to have them totally...

How do I get my name off of a $10,000 bond I signed for my son.?

Engage an attorney and seek to have the bond revoked. His attorney could also seek to have the bond reduced.

Am i entitled to husband retirement and spousal support?

Get an attorney and, file for divorce. He will soon find out it is the Court in control once that happens. The rest of your questions need many...

What options do I have if I get my fiancé pregnant during her visit to the us?

It is impossible to tell without more information. If the child is BORN in the US under current law it would be a citizen. Are you a citizen? ...