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Sure. You can return it for a refund, report it to the health department, etc. .............................

This is a Q&A forum. You have not asked a question...........................................................

Probably not, but print out the terms of service you agreed to as it relates to dispute resolution and bring them to a local attorney for a...

This is a Q&A forum, not a place to find an attorney. You can use the Find a Lawyer tab above..........

These are legitimate questions, and you should discuss these before hiring the firm. If you are not comfortable, you can look for different counsel.

The answer depends on factors not present in your post. You can speak to your PEBLO for guidance, but I would recommend you reach out to a military...

Depends on the school's phone policy. In my kids' school they kept it for a week. In other schools, it might be longer. And the word is allowed....

In order to sue someone, you must have damages. You don't appear to have any. As such, there is nothing to sue for IMO.

You are smart for asking this question. Dress professionally, say "your honor" yes ma'am or yes sir as appropriate.