Can I sue local ADT delealor

If you can prove this (and I think that will be difficult) you can sue them for the damages you incurred, which appear to be minimal.

What legal rights do I have?

Bring it back to Walmart and get a refund.

Yes. You can not go there anymore...

Want to get out the National guard its just not for me

You already asked this question. The answer is the same.

you should hire a local defense lawyer. And slow down.

Is it illegal to drive a car with ice on the back window?

If the ice obscures your view you can be cited for it.

The cost of any such lawsuit would far outweigh any potential recovery.

You have not been harmed. Any such lawsuit would cost much more than you would ever recover.

Looking for drug offense defense attorney that practices in Fulton County who is also a Comic Book Collector???

You can certainly call a number of attorneys with your offer, but as noted best to sell them and hire a lawyer.

How does a US citizen find an attorney for representation when living outside the U.S?

There are many of us who represent DOD employees overseas. Most of us give free consultations.