No it won't work. The judge will not speak to you.

It is really a business decision, not a legal issue.

Can the court make me? The Court made me. That would seem to answer your question.

As a general rule, you can quit for no reason and you can be fired for no reason.

You can contact your state legislator.

Unfortunately Mr. Sleeper is correct. You are on the hook, and can't get off it.

Most attorneys charge very little to do this. It is worth the peace of mind to get it done right.

No you won't go to jail, and I doubt they will ever pursue this in court. Tell them to pound sand.

If you are charged tell your parents...........

You can and should complain to management.