A lawsuit will cost thousands, take years, and get you nowhere. Just use the insurance.

Is that a serious question? Expect to be arrested and spend a good amount of time at YDC. Don't be an idiot. Speak to your parents about anger...

No. You could have run a Carfax when you bought the car. And, as noted, there is no way to prove the dealership was even aware.

Nothing happens. It will be corrected when he goes to court.

Of course 911 didn't show up. I am frankly surprised you weren't charged with abuse of the 911 system. Contact local counsel for a cease and desist...

IMO no. But you can minimize the damage with a good DUI attorney.

As you know, a GOMOR is automatic for a DUI. Where it is filed, and how much impact it will have on your career is a decision left up to the CG....

If your parents said no, then yes you can get in trouble.

The cops will tell you it is a civil matter...............

I see lots of obstacles, such as proving the product was defective and the lack of real damages. Consult with a local personal injury attorney.