If you are asking whether such a job would violate your non-compete clause you need to retain an attorney to review it and advise you.

You brought your Porsche to Valvoline? your post doesn't indicate that there was any damage, so nothing to sue for.

I can't imagine a client calling me as often as you seem to be calling your attorney. That is likely why you are feeling frustrated. Ask to set up...

you will need to interview several lawyers until you can find one that will take your case.

Solicitations are not allowed here. Use the Find a Lawyer tab above.

They can ban anyone for any, or no, reason......

Yes they can. How do they do it? I don't understand the question. Presumably by phone.

Can cops ID you at your own home for a noise complaint? Yes. Otherwise they wouldn't know it was you.

If it is simply a clerical error it is easily fixed.

That is not grounds to get the ticket dismissed.