A Ryan Lahuti

Be nice to my Lil' Iranian Baba Booie. He never had the benefits of an ethics class. Now, that the Feds have come a knocken' I'm afraid that its jail and worse. You seee the Feds don't just take your liberty, they take your money. The Feds hurt you. They really hurt you. Not only do they take your li...berty, and your money, but they take your pride. They make you enter a plea agreement like its your idea. That's right, they make you beg for it. They Furck You right up the ass, dry with the biggest Dong you ever saw so it feels like your insides will split apart and you will never stop hemereging. And, then you thank them. The amazing thing in the whole process is that the Feds don't even enjoy it. It's not like tehy sit down over a beer and brag about the size of the Dong they just shoved up Ryan's ass. They lament the fact that Ryan's lawyer got paid more then they did. They complain among themselves that their boss is so cheap that they wipe their asses with cheap toilet paper. They buy their shoes from Payless and their conservative underwear shows through Macey's made in China suits. In the end, the real winners in this case will be the insurance companies. But, how else would it play? So, feel a little for my Baba Booie; his ass bleeding will be for naught. On the other hand, he could, maybe, just maybe, stall the damn thing out. Every continuance, every excuse. In the meantime sell the farm, slowly, right down to his wife's sexy underwear. Then an anannounced trip through Mexico on a borrowed day pass and it's off to Columbia. Furck the Feds. Just a thought.