D.A.R.P.A. Military kidnapped me implanting me with some new behavior chip!

This is not a question that can be answered - it actually is not even a logical post at all.

Am I responsible for what I do in my sleep

As Attorney Adams posted, you should not be posting this on the internet and should see a criminal defense attorney.

What kind of Attourney do I need to file a Wrongful Death claim on the state of Fl, FHP, and local PD

This cause of action would be difficult to win on liability - causation will be the hurdle. I wish you good luck in this.

Do i have any say of rights of decision on vehicle once deemed total loss over the leinholder

You should meet with an attorney to review your options.

How financially responsible am I for an accident that was caused by an obsructed stop sign when I didn't have auto insurance?

You should retain a lawyer to go over your options.

How can I get a good settlement

Why no accident report? Do you have the insurance info of the other car? You don't mention who was at fault. Need more facts - advise you to...

Uninsured driver was struck by taxi driver with insurance

You should retain a personal injury attorney. Since you claim he was at fault, then he should not be suing you for injuries.

What are the policy limits? Best to retain a personal injury attorney and file suit before the statute of limitations runs ASAO,.

What are my next steps after being the uninsured victim of a hit and run?

The best approach would be to follow up with the police and get the insurance information. You could also try the guy's attorney. It might be...

What kind of attorney will I need to file a civil lawsuit against on behalf of my step-son that is incarcerated in prison?

You need to find a civil rights attorney in your area.