This is not a job fair. If you want to retain counsel, you need to initiate contact. Use the Avvo search tool and/or your county bar...

The dog became your property when you accepted it from your mother. The police are not going to show up at your door.

You stole the tools from whoever left the tool box there. The issue with your ex-boss is a different matter.

This is not a job fair, particularly for third parties with no standing whatsoever. Your relative is quite free to call his/her county bar...

Document your claims and present them to the magistrate at the hearing.

Since you are in the middle of a divorce, your questions belong in the divorce section - moving accordingly. Your attorney can address these...

Do you have a written contract? If so, enforce it.

Present her with a bill for five months room, board, and vet fees.

Have them correct the records when you show up for jury duty.

Moving to landlord/tenant. Your landlord "loosin" [sic] his ID" sounds like a scam to get tax-free income. Pay nothing in cash without a receipt.