Moving to criminal defense, where this belongs. Why is he under a Federal detainer?

No details; no answer. Who paid for it, who has it, whose name is it registered under, for starters.

You can sue the driver for trespass to chattels, but your only damage seems to be the 56 mile joyride. At the usual rate of .65/mile, you're...

Moving to divorce, as that is the real issue. IF "[a]ll these agreements was [sic] processed signed with lawyers and the court system involved,"...

You could have had a mechanic check it out prior to purchase. As you fail to state who "they" are or when you bought the car, there is little...

Get the report from inspection services. Assuming it shows violations, contact your county bar association to see if you qualify for low/pro bono...

Not seeing a contract question - not seeing anything comprehensible. What is "haven't talks like I'm a truck" supposed to mean?

IF the unleashed dog enters your yard and is attacked by your dogs defending your yard, there is no liability on your part.

There is no logical reason for her to have any access to your dog, still less where she is clearly incapable of caring for it. Use some sense.

Note: Your ex-boyfriend's mother is hardly your stepmother.