Is Tullia a pet, and do you actually have a question?

"I'm happy to hire an expert lawyer with 60% commission of this amount if proven legal or can be circumvented given the mutual agreement on the 20%...

The original deal, with a significant discount comes to mind. A call to the AG's consumer protection division might get you information about this...

"She was in our yard and got out via our garage." This is unfortunate, but, on these facts, the negligence would first be yours; not the driver's.

As stated, you describe forgery and fraud. A call to the AG's consumer protection division seems needed.

I doubt a unit w/o a stove is legal. Contact the building inspector and board of health on this issue. If it is not habitable, the lease is void.

Moving to lawsuits and disputes. The person taking your bricks is both trespassing and stealing. Cameras are your friend.

You need to file a replevin action against the zoo. Retain counsel to do so.

If it's your car, how is it she is both paying for it and driving it? This is another poorly thought-out agreement now showing its defects when...

These agreements are usually problematic, as you now now. I hope you can document all your payments as evidence of the terms of your agreement,...