Your drivers license is one of the most valuable things a person gets from his or her government. It is difficult to hold a job without a valid license and it is unlikely that an adult without a license would stop driving. By any measure obtaining a valid license is worth far more than the attorney fees required to obtain the license. But if you haven't stopped drinking, you may be just wasting your time.
Parents don't press charges, prosecutors do. If you hear from a police officer or a prosecutor than you should be worried. It is not unusual for prosecutor's to not charge under these circumstances especially if the sex was consensual.
That is actually pretty common. You can't walk around unless the placed is licensed with open alcohol. There are certain exceptions of course. MSU during game day in certain areas. University of Michigan on a game day in certain areas.
In Michigan, there is a provision under the retail theft statute that allows the prosecutor and the judge to place you on probation for a period of time and if you complete probation the charge would be dismissed. If this is truly your first offense, that should be the likely result.
retail fraud in the first degree, a felony punishable by imprisonment for not more than 5 years or a fine of not more than $10,000.00 or 3 times the value of the difference in price, property stolen, or money or property obtained or attempted to be obtained, whichever is greater, or both imprisonment and a fine. The sentence may be enhanced by prior convictions. It amounts to retail fraud in the first degree if the individual steals merchandise offered for sale at a price of $1,000 or more....