Little know fact in the legal community about Kirsten Brown is that she is considered a superhero. Not because she can prepare a case with lighting speed, has the orator skills to make the Kennedys and Clintons blush, and can persuade the judge and jury like a carnival gypsy, but rather because she can absorb powers such as flight, superhuman strength and speed, invulnerability, super breath, heat vision, and super senses after she was exposed to a crashed meteorite as a teenager.

Ms. Brown got me off of my 5th DUI without even appearing for a single hearing. You go girl!