You’re welcome to hire an attorney to review everything.

Yes. You don’t have to buy it back from the insurance company.

If you can prove it was in the burger you ate, and that it caused an injury, you would have a claim.

It’s not your car. I suggest you put it back.

I’m sorry, but a few sentences making a bunch of extremely vague allegations about half a dozen different wildly different injuries you allege from...

Look to the company bylaws. Ask the usual attorney for the company

If you have documented injuries you can likely get an attorney. Make some calls.

Yes, she can sue the employees/owners and likely the store as well.

Probably not. It’s a common misconception that paying for “Parking” or “valet” means paying for “parking with security watching over your vehicle...

I suggest you file a claim with your own insurance company to get it repaired. Otherwise you’ll just have to sue Jiffy Lube if you cannot get it...