Can a sole proprietor employ himself?

No you cannot, that is circular. And you would not be able to issue a W-2

What can I do in this situation?

Report the incident to the police and turn the phone over to the police.

Yes you can file a lawsuit. Whether it will get anywhere is unlikely.

Could I sue the owner of the apartments that I live in, if a construction worker fell through the ceiling ?

Unclear what damages you want to see you for, but certainly either the owner or the construction worker owes you an offset for the diminished use...

My boss asked that I take an Uber since my cars battery gave out?

Your boss can tell you to get to work and suggest how you get there.

Can I sue a storage unit company if my unit was broken into and everything stolen?

No, they have no duty to give you financial management advice. Insurance is something you should have come up with on your own. If they do require...

Can a mall discriminate against someone for the way they make their money and not let them spend money in the mall??

Why couldn’t they? Who are you to tell people who they have to sell to? Yes they can prohibit you from spending money that you panhandle that or...

My husband was seriously hurt in an off road accident in his Jeep the air bags never deployed can we sue Jeep?

Your husband should speak with an attorney. It is possible the manufacturer is viable for a defect with the airbags however a variety of automotive...

1 lawsuit or 2? Can I file 2 separate lawsuits?

The law does not provide for this kind of stuff, the courts are already overfilled with cases as it is. You need to bring all the causes of action...

Can I refuse to provide a painting that I was going to donate to a Gofundme campaign if the terms of my donation are not met?

If they breached the material terms of the arrangement then you can void the deal. As to the appraisal, any appraisal done by the gallery that...