Can my spouse work on L2 EAD is her H4 change of status is pending?

Sorry, the L-2 EAD became invalid when you changed to H-1B.

Can I get a criminal offense of my driving record?

This can be serious. Meet with an attorney, an expungement doesn't "count" for immigration.

As my colleague pointed out ... you didn't mention what the RFE requested. Yes, you should consult with an attorney.

There no way to accurately predict when the interview will take place .. plan on 1-4 months.

Should I just answer the question and resubmit the same application or should I reprint A new application?

It would help if you gave us more information. Did CIS send back the form? What question did you miss?

What can I do if a friend were I've been staying has a cop escort me off the property ? But no paper work

This is not an immigration question ... I've re-classified it.

If you are fluent in both languages, you can create a new translation yourself.

Yes, wait for the new 797 approval.

I suspect that the post requested that CIS revoke the petition because the 'employer' was a job shop that sends workers to 'client' locations ... a...

Was it sent via certified, or registered, mail?