It does take time. Talk to an attorney and have him/her review your application file

I was place in removal because I overstayed I aplied asylum it was denied now they're holding my passport and my I 94 is in the

If you are in proceedings, you can not file the I-485 without the permission of the Immigration Judge. Talk to your lawyer. Do not 'deal'...

Applied change of status from H1b to F1 denied. Should i go back home seek F1 Visa?

Yes, not only must you go home for the visa ...you should leave the US NOW ... you already have over 100 days of being out of status and an overstay.

Is it ok to rechedule my oath for international travel? Would that jeopardize anything?

If you really, really, really can't re-schedule your trip ... you can ask.

Am i eligible for an EAD?

Check with your immigration attorney to see how many days have elapsed on your 'clock'.

Can my mum a Permanent Resident sponsor while I am in the USA, I overstayed my visa

Your mother should become a US citizen first.

Derivative asylum naturalization interview

I recommend that you talk to an immigration attorney. They may not have the same definition of 'emergency' as you do ... especially if you had...

I have been married 10 days and I need a divorce!

Call a family lawyer first thing in the morning. NOTE: There are low income clinics in most areas ... contact your local YWCA, or women's...

Yes you must have the card and it can not be expired. To work for even 1 day is illegal and can mess-up future immigration possibilities.

Can my brother come back to the us?

Probably not. Drug dealers have a lifetime bar. Talk to an attorney to review his record of conviction.