What is the max for absconding on misdemeanor dis conduct upon revocation and how can I speed up the process?

There’s a 90 day jail maximum penalty for disorderly conduct.

If I was charged with two 3rd offense owis, would my next one be a 4th or a 5th offense?

How the prior offenses were labeled doesn’t matter. It doesn’t impact the number of OWI convictions you’ve had. Your new offense is a 5th offense.

Hire an attorney. You can request an attorney all day in municipal court, but since this is non-criminal you won’t be appointed one.

What can I do and would it bee worth my time and money?

Pursue a claim against him in small/large claims court. Of course you could contact the police and advise them that he stole your motorcycle. The...

Will my friend get jail time for first offenders felony theft and violated probation over someone saying they punched them?

Your friend committed a battery while out on probation. Such an allegation could very easily result in him being revoked off probation and sent to...

I suspect we’re missing some facts here. Being in the parking lot of a pizza place isn’t enough for you to be cited for the offense you’ve...

Can i have a disorderly conduct charged dismissed?

You probably won’t be able to obtain such a result on your own. Hire a local criminal defense attorney to represent you.

If my friends lawyer filed a motion to modify sentence and they gave him a hearing does that mean that they will modify it then?

I agree with the previous answer - it’s not necessarily good. It just means the court is allowing for argument to be heard.

Failure to prevent underage consumption of alcohol and misleading law enforcement?

Yeah it's bad. Lying to the cops is always bad, as it's a misdemeanor. That's a crime. Had you been caught consuming alcohol, that'd have been a...

Will I be going back to jail?

Your record matters in circumstances such as these. And while you mentioned a good record, you’ve also mentioned going “back” to jail. Without...