Lauren Elizabeth Catalano

Spend your hard earned money elsewhere on credible, legal representation. But if you enjoy being talked to in a rude, condescending manner, she's your girl! Not to mention her rate of $150 an hour fresh out of law school, however, that doesn't matter when Dad owns the practice. We sought out this f...irm from a referral (some friend that is) for a family law/custody issue. She spent the first half hour of the consultation reviewing the previous custody docket and reiterating things we already knew. Then offered little advice as to what to actually do? Then proceeding to bluntly say that we were in this situation because we never followed up with the next steps...I thought that is why you pay an attorney so they can cover all these bases. Needless to say, we wasted $150 dollars on an hour long consultation consisting of her going in circles, talking down to us and telling us information we already knew. After feeling inferior and quite stupid, she then extends her offer to represent us. Why in the world would we want the likes of you and the manner you conduct your pretentious self in to represent us?!? Upon leaving, she kindly made a copy of the PA Child Support brochure and gave us that. Most expensive piece of paper I've ever bought. Sadly, I am not done yet. As if our experience wasn't rude and degrading enough, the support brochure she provided us with was for the wrong county. In the hour she wasted our time and reviewed a docket we were all too familiar with, she still couldn't even manage to get the county correct. If you are considering this firm, I'd bypass entirely but if not, schedule an appointment with Old Man Catalano; I am sure he has far more experience and professionalism. Last but not least, don't even bother telling her your name, she wont get it right no matter how many times you say it and most certainly DO NOT try to pay with cash, she can charge $150 an hour for her useless services but can't make change for $160.