Why would an American find it offensive?

No clue why a group of American's would find anything offensive would have to ask each and every American if they are offended.

Will I get paid my pto?

No way to answer as there is not enough info to venture a guess.

As a defense attorney, what do you do when the state has no discovery to give you?

Since the motion for discovery was already filed you would not file a second one and proceed to trial.

The specific answer will come from reading the terms and conditions of your probation.

Can I get my record expunged with a Class A Assault Family Violence that was never filed?

The attorney you hire will need to review exactly what you were arrested for and then assess what happened and draft the appropriate language in...

How can I drop a felony drug charge to a misdemeanor

With the sole discretion of the prosecutor, best to ask your free or hired Criminal Defense Attorney.

How many years in prison will someone get if they were caught looking at child pornography for the first time?

They know by tracing his computer...............................

I entered an apartment with a key given by the owner living in the apartment, now claiming I entered with out her permission.

Doesn't sound like it best to consult with a local Criminal Defense attorney to review the facts and evidence.

Do I have to pay for their neglect?

Depends on the terms of the sale whether it was as is or they gave you a warranty.

Unsupervised probation

Best to ask your supervisor what it will mean for you, none of us know who you work for or their policy's.