What will happen if my ex husband doesn't show up to court for motion of contempt ?

1. nothing 2. case reset 2. arrest? 3. Ask your lawyer.

Police confiscated my mail with no warrant and threatened me at my workplace

You will need to stop posting on this public web site and hire a Criminal Defense Attorney asap.

Guess up to a year or more.............................

What will happen ?

Depends on what the terms of the DVO state but probably just him but if she bates him lost all credibility in any further proceeding.

Child custody hearing and possible coaching ?

Best to ask your attorney after he gets up to speed as none of us have your case.

Person asked to buy my camper, price agreed upon, w/ $50 deposit, person has not returned (approx 3 weeks) - hes holding me up

Perhaps call the police and ask not enough info here.

My 17 year old daughter left home. We live in Louisiana? she will be 18 in 2 month. Would I be able to make her come home?

Perhaps if you report her as a runaway and the cops return her to you. probably won't happen as if was she would just leave at 18

Can a parent be required to take a parenting class to learn how to cope with a difficult child?

Yes you can make that request best to ask your family lawyer how.

How do I go about getting vehicle theft charges processed in South Dakota? Or Theft by Conversion?

The Detective will either accept or deny charges and then if accepted the prosecutor will either accept or deny charges.

How much time do i need to give a car dealership to refund my deposit?

As long as you want.......................................................