What can i do so i don't have to go to court?

You need to hire an attorney. That attorney will tell you what needs to be done regarding your case. The sooner you hire an attorney, the better.

Do nothing and count yourself lucky for not getting arrested.

Bond?

This is something you should be discussing with your attorney. If you have not hired an attorney yet, you should do so right away.

Pleas

This is something you should be discussing with your attorney. If you have not hired an attorney yet, you should do so right away.

Is it illegal to bribe a food stamp/ WIC office? What can happen?

Listen to the information given by the other attorneys here.

Attending hearing/verdict about protection order against tenant ?

Not sure what your question is here because you never ask one.

You hire a criminal defense attorney, that is your best option. The sooner you hire an attorney, the better.

Cook county class 2 felony inquiry

This is something you should be discussing with your attorney. Only your attorney has the needed information in order to advise you on matters...

You need to hire a criminal defense attorney right away. The sooner you hire an attorney, the better.

Is testing positive for cannabis in violation of my bond if I live in IL?

This is something you should discuss with your attorney. If you have not hired an attorney yet, you should hire one right away.