Absolutely not, is this question a joke?

How much would it cost for an attorney ?

It depends upon a lot of different factors, you'll find that nobody is going to give you a price on Avvo, so you should make some phone calls and...

If you owe tickets in DC, consider yourself lucky that you're not suspended. And get to MVA right away before they figure it out and suspend you....

Level 2 probably refers to a program for someone with a dependence issue, versus what I assume would be simply an education course for someone...

Someone, whether a judge or commissioner, will either set a bond or in rare cases will set no bond, so most likely he'll be able to get out. But...

Is there a possibility of jail time for first time offense of paraphernalia possession in Maryland?

If this will go to Court in Montgomery county, the advice he received was correct. Of course, it puts us out of business, but big deal, it's more...

I recently pressed charges against my father after he assaulted me with a piece of wood from a door frame

Anybody that can convince a Commissioner (a quasi-judicial, often non-lawyer officer who sits in or near the courthouse or jail) has "grounds" to...

I have to enter DDMP in order to receive my licence, I successfully completed probation in 2011- can I take this to court?

It doesn't make sense to have to do DDMP to get your license back, but perhaps it's MAB. In that case, you have to comply with their requirements....

I had recently bought a vehicle and cop pulls me over and takes my tags

Do you have a question? If you think he was just screwing with you, go to internal affairs and file a complaint. Or file a civil rights lawsuit.

This is extremely embarrassing to ask, but I don't know what else to do. Should I go to the store I stole from and give money?

If you have no rap sheet, it's likely that the AUSA will offer you to pay restitution and do some community service and they'll dismiss the case....