If I buy a small town in California, can I be it’s chief of police and enforce town laws??

I see Mr Roarke and Tattoo standing at city hall waiting for you....

What do i do if I failed to appear in court when i clearly live outside of state?

Did you contact the court and explain the situation before you ignored it? Call the court and discuss this with them.

The goverment?

Get professional help.... is it NSA? CIA? FBI? NGA? NRO? DHS? DEA? ATF? MIB?

I received a burger that seems to have a bite taken out of the meat? I was horrified and management apologized.

So what’s your question? Tell them you want another burger...

What can I do if a doctor say that it was that I was hallucinating but actually I really did have a problem?

Nine lines with no punctuation makes this hard to decipher. What can you do? Go to a different doctor...

I’m going to add a couple of things.... I assume the business is a business organization... LLC, corporation etc. if so agent can’t respond.... if...

I am seeking a permanent civil restraining order against someone, is it legal for me to subpoena his cell phone records?

I’m trying to figure out how his cell phone records are relevant. If he has been calling you, cant you use your phone? If he has stalked you you...

Can i still join in the us military and take the oath?

To join the military you must be a citizen or LPR.

I was married in Vegas now living in Los Angeles California?

Yes you can get divorced in LA if you meet the residency requirements

What type of lawyer do i need?

It’s not clear a couple of things... Did you continue to make payments? Why wasn’t your insurance company involved in this? You need an...