You defend yourself by hiring a competent criminal defense lawyer. Find one you like, hire that attorney. Good luck.

Will I go to jail

Yes you should get a lawyer. Generally, if you think to yourself, "man, I think I might need a lawyer;" then, you actually need a lawyer.

How to get it off my record.

You need to hire an attorney and only speak with your attorney about this. Many times you can get this amended and kept off your record.

Are their outstanding warrants for Robert j Ohler ?

You need to hire an attorney and have him/her investigate this for you.

Injured helping a cable employee during service installation. Can I sue?

You need to contact a St. Louis personal injury attorney as quickly as possible. You may have a case, and the company may have an assumption of...

Is there a way to get the court to review once it issues a judgment on a contract that never existed?

You are in an extremely sticky situation. Final judgment are difficult (read sometimes nearly impossible) to get changed. You may be able to file a...

What's the best course of action for me to take on my 27 mph over the speed limit violation in a rural area near Jackson, Mo?

The only real advice any attorney on here should give you is to high an attorney. As for the rest: -jail time is unlikely, but technically...

Can a domestic assault 3rd degree be won by defendant? And the full order of protection an be over turned if assault case is wn

The two cases, while they might be loosely connected and separate matter. The assault case may be able to be won, but only your attorney, after...

Do I need legal representation?

Absolutely you need an attorney. You need to also realize this is a public forum and anything you say here could be used against you. You need to...

5 yr real estate lease with an option to buy: is notice needed to move out? Rent amount if moving middle of month. Back rent.

I agree with Mr. Eisenberg. You need to speak with a local attorney.