Serving papers; i'm still unsure. Divorce case. Can respondent mail me a response or does she need to serve me in person?

See CR 5 (http://www.courts.wa.gov/court_rules/?fa=court_rules.display&group=sup&set=CR&ruleid=supcr05).

How do I transfer jurisdiction, and do I have to notify my ex?

If there isn't a court-ordered parenting plan or residential schedule, there isn't a notice requirement. RCW 26.09.405...

What kind of lawyer do I need in WA for sexual assault of 16 year old by a peer? Not a defense lawyer.

It is unclear from your statement what your status is. If you want to sue somebody, get a plaintiff's lawyer.

Will I be able to travel unencumbered if I get a pardon...?

You should definitely look in to getting the conviction vacated and the court records sealed. See...

Can I be with someone who is 17 while I'm 19?

Statutes prohibiting sex crimes are at RCW 9A.44 (https://app.leg.wa.gov/RCW/default.aspx?cite=9A.44).

What is my best course of action regarding a Uhaul hit and run?

The Statute of Limitations usually gives you three years from the date of a collision to either settle the claim or commence a lawsuit. The...

See https://ph.usembassy.gov/visas/. Good luck.

What is an excessive bail for a driving in the state of Washington while Driving on a 1st degree suspended drivers lisence?

Judges have considerable discretion in setting bail, etc. It depends on the particular facts, conditions, and circumstances. See CrR 3.2...

Can you apply for US citizenship if you dont live in US for 5 years continous but renewing green card

See https://www.uscis.gov/us-citizenship/citizenship-through-naturalization. Being a "permanent resident" appears to be one of the requirements...

What do i do?

If you are considering suing for medical malpractice, see RCW 7.70 (https://app.leg.wa.gov/RCW/default.aspx?cite=7.70). There may be other...