Is it legal to kick me out with an eviction ?

You are mostly likely correct. You are tenants and she will have to go through the formal eviction/unlawful detainer process.

If I tried to cash a check and found out it was stolen and now I have warrant for skipping a court date

First you need to get the warrant recalled. I would hire a criminal defense attorney to help with that you resolving the underlying case.

Convictions do not "time out." They remain on your record forever.

Can I get a for parking in handicap space at a hospital w/no placard 2 days after major surgery , tried to reason with officer

Without more information I do not see why this would be dismissed. There is an effort now to crackdown on misuse of handicapped parking spaces. ...

My brother cut his ankle monitor and was on the run for a week. Hes now in custody and Might do 18 months can he be realeseearly

Honestly, without knowing anything about the case I cannot say. I would have to know his criminal history, the facts of the case, etc. The person...

Can I decline to meet with neighbors at management’s insistence to “resolve” their noise issues?

I do not practice in San Diego. I did write a legal guide specifically for people in San Mateo that may be...

How to get this person out of my house.

File an unlawful detainer action and a restraining order. Bay Area Legal Aid may be able to offer some free assistance with the restraining order.

Can i go back to target after stealing??

I agree that I do not know what you signed and for how long you were banned from the store.

I am concerned you are the victim of fraud. My client received a similar call from someone claiming to be from the Contra Costa DA's Office who...

It appears you have a case. Consult with an attorney who handles these types of cases immediately.