The police have far bigger things to deal with than your poor bathroom habits. Be advised, somebody might notify your employer, but the police...

Try calling the number they gave you again.

You could hire another/different attorney. Attorneys are bountiful in Los Angeles.

You’ll need to get the money from your baby daddy. This is his fault.

Fascinating story. What is your legal question?

A death certificate should suffice…

I wouldn’t lose any sleep over it, but try not to give legal advice unless you’re a licensed attorney.

If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed to help you.

None. There's no requirement of meeting with clients in custody anywhere in CA.

The court will be informed of the violation and will most likely issue a warrant for your arrest. Contact your attorney ASAP.