This sounds more like a mental health issue than a legal one. Seek professional help for your paranoia.

Can I file a lawsuit?

You should probably focus on defending the DUI.

What would a DUI have to do with unemployment?

It means you need to appear in court. I’d hire someone like Mr. Concidine to handle it for you.

The "seven year reporting period" is a myth.........some will disagree, but it's a myth.

What can an attorney do for me at a trial for elder abuse where I am the elder abused?

Speak to the prosecutor. They’ll explain the process to you.

Ask an attorney to contact the DA's Office on your behalf and/or call the court clerk to ask if anything's been filed.

I was caught stealing a toothbrush at winco in fontana and I didnt make it past the front door and loss prevention snatched me ?

If the police were involved and you were cited, consult with a local criminal defense attorney privately. Otherwise, avoid WinCo and quit stealing.

Harassing letters to my home!

IF you feel threatened, contact the local police. Otherwise, perhaps you could ignore the letters?

How can i appeal a restraining order that was put on me after a decision has been made?

If the three year R.O. was ordered after a hearing, you’ll need to promptly file a notice of appeal. The fact you don’t like the court’s decision...