What should i say during trial on a false police report charge?

Before you say anything, you should get a lawyer.

Ok well this is what the ticket codes are 22349 (b) and code 14601.1 does it require for me to go to court

You need to go to court. Get your license.

What trouble can I get in and what can I do?

This is a scam. Ignore them. Block the number. Have no further contact. Change your online “dating” habits.

It depends. You should get your license and take it to court with you.

Can sheriffs drive your car

Sure they can. Where did they drive it to?

How can i contest charges for unlawful paraphanelia. And possession charge when we both git arrested on false accusation.

Nothing here describes a false arrest. Sounds much more like typical tweaker behavior.

There's not much else you can do other than get them into intensive counseling.

Does the DA solenly press charges when a report is done with out the alleged person's address or any other personal informati ?

This is difficult to follow, but the DA doesn't need anybody's address to prosecute them.

If I need cash and suppose to get funds into my account and write a check to myself can I go to jail?

Are you thinking of writing a check with Non Sufficient Funds? Don't do that.

Can a judge sentence you with your attorney and the Da being present and read a surprise judgement of the appeal court

Duplicate post, but if the judge was simply correcting credits or something like that, nobody would be present.