Does my 17 year old son have any rights to his father's remains?

Not really, unless his father's will stated they should go to him.

Where do i go

You should speak to his lawyer.

Can I file assault charges less than 18 months ago ?

What changed your mind? Spite? Broke up?? You can file a police report, but be prepared to answer this question: "what took so long?"

Criminal record? Immigration?

They might! Editing the practice area to IMMIGRATION and I recommend you seek a consultation with an attorney who practices in that area.

I need a pro bono lawyer who is willing to take my brothers writ of habeas corpus to the court of appeals in California.

Why should anybody do all this work for free?

How can I help my friend ?

It's nice that you're concerned about your friend, but there's nothing you can do other than perhaps informing her lawyer of the situation. They...

How can I purchase a car if I can't get the suspension lifted from my record?

Figure out what you need to do to get your license reinstated. Did you ever complete the DUI class? Speak to the DMV and do what they say.

Would it be illegal for me a minor to send a nude image of myself to an eighteen year old?

Yes, it's all illegal and a terrible idea. Mr. Marshall is correct, you're probably talking to a 60 year old creeper.

Highly UNLIKELY in OC, in part because you're only 18 and should thus not be driving with ANY alcohol in your system. Reduction will be a long...

Can I sue someone who has taking my secondhand vehicle worth $ 11,000 for two months now and refuse to return it?

This isn't my practice area. No idea why you selected me to answer.